BNB - Basically No Brain

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Our ENTIRE existence depends on whether CZ wakes up and quote tweets us. That's literally the whole plan. No backup strategy.

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We have 10,000 degens refreshing CZ's Twitter 24/7. Sleep is temporary. Quote tweets are forever (we hope).

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When CZ tweets about his breakfast, we ALL sprint to reply with $BNB. First place gets... nothing. But the vibes are immaculate.

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"He posted a thinking emoji at 3:47 AM. That's DEFINITELY about us!" - Average BNB holder huffing industrial grade copium.

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Step 1: Wait for CZ
Step 2: Spam quote tweets
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit (allegedly)
Step 5: Actually just cope

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Built on Solana so we can panic sell at LIGHTNING speed when CZ doesn't notice us. Fast transactions = fast despair!

THE TWEET WE'RE BEGGING FOR

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CZ 🔶 Binance

@cz_binance

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Still waiting... maybe tomorrow?

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Definitely Not Broke

@bnb_maxi_4life

"CZ JUST BREATHED I THINK THAT'S A SIGN 🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎"
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